Archive for the ‘Humor’ Category
The Second Amendment
Posted in Comedy, Drawing, Funny, Hilarious, Humor, Parody, tagged 2nd, amendment, arms, bear, Constitution, law on January 20, 2008| 1 Comment »
Top 10 Strangest Animals Ever
Posted in Animals, Bizarre, Funny, Humor, Nature, Strange, Weird on August 20, 2007| 12 Comments »
This creature is most probably the creation of an environmental problem. Children at a nursery in Weston-super-Mare, England spotted the three headed frog hopping in the garden.
Source: BBC News
The blog famous cyclops kitten, Cy was first thought to be a joke photo manipulation. Living only for a day, It had only one eye and was noseless.
Source: News
The most infamous headless chicken, Mike wowed the world by living for 18 months which indefinitely entered it into the Guinness World Records. It could still live becuase most of his brain stem and ear was left on his body.
Source: Mike The Headless Chicken
Nope this is not photoshop manipulated. A female polar bear named Pelusa turned purple after she was given a special treatment to clear up a skin condition. This has attracted crowds at the Mendoza City Zoo in Argentina. The fur has returned to normal after a few days.
Source: NW Botanicals
Genetic mutation called ‘feather duster’ of a parakeet.
Dolphins has taken a pink hue in the Pear River Delta situated between Hong Kong and Macau. It is not known why they are pink in colour but several assumptions include the lack of natural predators or the pink colour is a byproduct of blushing to regulate body temperature.
Source: 2 Dolphins
The two-month old animal, named Cham Leck which means ‘strange,’ was given to monks at a local pagoda by a farmer who feared the six legged cow would bring him bad fortune.
Source: Steve Quayle
The hooded seal has a large elastic nasal cavity and when fully inflated resembles a large black ruber ball. They are large aggresive mammals that can exceed 3m in length and 400kg in weight.
Source: Canadian Museum Of Nature
The large ocean sunfish vies for the title of strangest fish in the sea. It has an almost circular, flattened body. It weighs up to 2 tons and 3m long. The head is almost a third of the whole body length.
Source: Earth Window
If you had your facts about the Siberian tiger being the largest cat, then you are wrong. The liger is the world’s largest cat, a cross breed between a male lion and a female tiger. They exhibit conflicts between the social habits of the lion and solitary habits of the tiger.
Pandas Need Guns
Posted in Animals, Comedy, Funny, Humor, Pandas, Pictures on August 17, 2007| 60 Comments »
Ultimate List Of RPG Video Game Cliches
Posted in Cliche, Funny, Gaming, Humor, RPGs, Video Games on August 12, 2007| 2 Comments »
Hilarious but true list of RPG game overused cliches. Come on, you know you love em.
http://project-apollo.net/text/rpg.html
The World’s Most Expensive Desserts w/ pics
Posted in Comedy, Desserts, Expensive, Food, Funny, Humor on August 12, 2007| Leave a Comment »
Some of these are just ridiculous, the most expensive one is even worth as much as a small Japanese car…
Top 11 Geek Pick Up Lines
Posted in Comedy, Funny, Humor, Top 10 on August 12, 2007| Leave a Comment »
List of the best pick up lines for nerds ever. Screech would be proud.
Top 10 Lies Your Parents Wanted You To Believe
Posted in Childhood, Comedy, Funny, Hilarious, Humor, List, Top 10 on August 11, 2007| 1 Comment »
1. Babies are dropped off by a stork with a hat.
Come on now, we all know that babies are made in a factory. The stork idea is simply bogus.
2. Sneezing with your eyes open makes them fall out.
This would always scare the hell out of me. For the longest time I feared my eyes would hang out and I would go blind if I didn’t cover my eyes. What a mean little trick, considering It’s practically impossible to sneeze without closing your eyes.
3. If you cross your eyes long enough they will stay that way.
I used to love crossing my eyes, and who doesn’t? It is funny and looks weird, but everyone knowledgable knows your eyes won’t “stick” that way. The body is an amazing wonder.
4. There is a pot of gold and a leprechaun at the other end of the rainbow.
Rainbows, rain’s little present afterwards. Oh how I wish a pot of gold rested at the other end, and a leprechaun named Patrick. One day I thought I would find one and be rich.
5. Every time you curse, an angel loses its wings.
Alright, everyone knows angels can’t lose their wings anyway because they are super glued on. This one makes me sick.
6. If you send Santa a letter he will write back.
I had hopes every Christmas that Santa would hear my call, until I got a letter back in my Grandma’s handwriting.
7. If you sit that close to the TV you will go blind.
Who wants to sit far away from the TV? This little lie bugged the crap out of me, I just wanted to have a good view of Looney Tunes, sheesh.
8. It’s ok, tell me the truth and I promise you won’t get in trouble.
Haha, maybe the mother of all fake claims. Nearly every child hears this at some point, only to be punished severly after spilling the beans.
9. This is going to hurt me more than it’s going to hurt you.
What a load of rubbish.
10. Don’t be sad, Skippy is just taking a REALLY long nap.
If he is taking a nap, why has he stopped breathing? And why is some strange man in a coat putting him in a plastic bag? Mom, save him!
The Rise Of YouTube
Posted in Funny, Humor, Internet, Videos, Viral Videos, YouTube on July 27, 2007| Leave a Comment »
As I was casually thumbing through an article on the famed creators of the YouTube enterprise the other day, I began to realize something. Since the technological gods have dubbed YouTube their posterchild, the quality of viral videos elsewhere has floundered.
I can remember a time when ebaum’s world was king, funnyjunk flourished, and killsometime was on top of the world. Nowadays, it seems the popularity of these once megastars has drastically dwindled, overshadowed by the monsterous ectoplasm of the YouTube stratasphere. 
While YouTube support soars leaps and bounds over the competetion, the quality of actually “funny” videos elsewhere is just plain dismal. Many sites that used to be hilarious have slowly turned into soft-core porn hatcheries, and offer more videos of brutality than humor. I can see the entertainment value in watching a 20 year old smash a fluoeresecent light bulb across his back, but I would rather be laughing than seeing him pick the glass out of his skin.
Almost all of these videos will end up on YouTube anyway, so the reality is that YouTube just has the best of both worlds. Heck, YouTube already serves 60% of ALL online videos watched anyway. Why go to 4 different websites when YouTube features that music video you were dying to watch, Donald the skateboarding monkey, John Doe getting tazered and the latest bashing of Michael “The Dog” Vick? I guess the underlying factor at work here is simple: since the massive surge of YouTube popularity, other viral sites just simply seem less important.
YouTube even has support from the Whitehouse now, being the sole carrier of questions in the first “YouTube” debates ever held. From a snowman’s plea on global warming, to a southern man’s yawl to save his baby (an assault rifle), every last inquiry came from the YouTube database.
Then you have one of the biggest additions to YouTube in recent years, its purchase by the gargantuan Google. So if for some reason you did not know about YouTube, now it is owned by the biggest search engine ever created and has massive financial backing. Now don’t get me wrong, I am a huge fan of YouTube. I am not trashing on the multi media powerhouse out of personal angst, but rather public awareness. The death of the smaller video websites on the net is indeed a tragic one, I hope someone invites YouTube to the funeral.
