Hilarious but true list of RPG game overused cliches. Come on, you know you love em.
http://project-apollo.net/text/rpg.html
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An informative article on ways you can end your feline’s life. You must truly be careful.
http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/329778/5_ways_to_kill_a_cat_why_you_need_to.html
Posted in Cats, Death, Feline, Killing | 5 Comments »
For a greater part of the 1960’s, Northern California was stalked by a serial killer known only as the Zodiac Killer. He was notorious for sending the police letters in his signature handwriting, complete with disturbing jokes and lewd comments targeting police. Over the years the Zodiac talked to newspapers, police and other agencies about shooting little school children, stabbing police, strangling citizens and planting a homemade bomb at an office building. He included sketches of weapons, greeting cards, and even blood soaked pieces of clothing from his victims.
One of the most noticable facets of the Zodiac Killer was his attitude. He has always been overly confident, a little too confident. Although he never signed his letters, he left a trademark symbol instead.
His letters were filled with mockings of high officials, and his tone never expressed even a drop of nervousness. He even told the police where he was at different times during a murder, only to chastise them the next morning in a letter discrediting law enforcement. Sadistic, clever, bizarre and highly motivated, the Zodiac Killer made fools of police for over a decade.
The Zodiac Killer began nearly every letter with “This is the Zodiac speaking,” before going into graphic detail about his latest murder to prove to police he was real. At least 7 victims have been proven to be related to the Zodiac in some way, although the Zodiac has claimed 3 times that number of deaths to his name. Many of the Zodiac’s letters also included complex ciphers written inside. Hidden messages with thousands of combinations and possible answer keys. In 1969 the first Zodiac cipher was cracked by a school teacher, and read:
“I LIKE KILLING PEOPLE BECAUSE IT IS SO MUCH FUN IT IS MORE FUN THAN KILLING WILD GAME IN THE FORREST BECAUSE MAN IS THE MOST DANGEROUE ANAMAL OF ALL TO KILL SOMETHING GIVES ME THE MOST THRILLING EXPERENCE IT IS EVEN BETTER THAN GETTING YOUR ROCKS OFF WITH A GIRL THE BEST PART OF IT IS THAE WHEN I DIE I WILL BE REBORN IN PARADICE AND THEI HAVE KILLED WILL BECOME MY SLAVES I WILL NOT GIVE YOU MY NAME BECAUSE YOU WILL TRY TO SLOI DOWN OR ATOP MY COLLECTIOG OF SLAVES FOR MY AFTERLIFE.”
Since the first message was cracked, little has been accomplished in terms of translating the Zodiac’s other secret messages, most notably his 340 symbol cipher. Mailed on November 8th, 1969 the 340 cipher has stumped even the highest experts in the field of decryption. Although some answers have been proposed, none have proved accurate enough to be a confident solution. According to experts, the 340 cipher has 63^26 possible alphabet combination keys, and it would take thousands of years to test them even with the fastest computer. It must be cracked on a basis of extensive trial and error, a feat that is anything but simple. There is hope that one day it will be cracked, especilally since the Zodiac Killer has to this day never been successfully identified. DNA evidence and handwriting analysis has consistently eliminated suspect after suspect. The case’s key suspect, Arthur Leigh Allen, died of a heart attack in 1995. The Zodiac case is still open. Here is the Zodiac Killer’s unsolved 340 character cipher:
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Some of these are just ridiculous, the most expensive one is even worth as much as a small Japanese car…
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List of the best pick up lines for nerds ever. Screech would be proud.
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Have you ever daydreamed while remembering the days of Super Mario, Donkey Kong, Pac-Man, Mario Kart, Goldeneye, Sonic and other ancient masterpieces? If you are any kind of gamer, chances are you have fond memories of games from some of the gaming industry’s extinct but not forgotten consoles. Why just remember when you can play them again? With the age of computers and technology in full thrust, now you can relive all of the classics you played eons ago. With the internet and a little searching, the web can supply you with a slew of video game emulation programs, from Nintendo 64 to arcade machines. Now you can play all the classics right on your own computer screen. Here are my top picks for getting started.
(Note: all of these programs can be found at http://www.emulator-zone.com/ or through Google)
Nintendo 64: Project64
Gameboy/Gameboy Advance: Visual Boy Advance
Nintendo (NES): Nestopia
Super Nintendo (SNES): ZSNES
Sega Genesis/Master System/Game Gear: Fusion
Sega Dreamcast: nullDC
Sony Playstation: ePSXe
MAME (Multiple Arcade Machine Emulator): MAME
Wonderswan: Oswan
Remember that in order to play games you will also need video game ROM files.
Posted in Emulation, Emulators, Gaming, Video Games | 12 Comments »
Ebay has been notorius for weird and often times controversial auctions. This particluar one ranks up in the strangest of its kind. We have seen a ghost in a jar before, but here lies an old spirit of a dead man, lost and found in an abandoned house. Real or fake? Either way it’s a little creepy.
Check out the auction listing here:
http://cgi.ebay.com/A-WELL_W0QQitemZ260147298131
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1. Babies are dropped off by a stork with a hat.
Come on now, we all know that babies are made in a factory. The stork idea is simply bogus.
2. Sneezing with your eyes open makes them fall out.
This would always scare the hell out of me. For the longest time I feared my eyes would hang out and I would go blind if I didn’t cover my eyes. What a mean little trick, considering It’s practically impossible to sneeze without closing your eyes.
3. If you cross your eyes long enough they will stay that way.
I used to love crossing my eyes, and who doesn’t? It is funny and looks weird, but everyone knowledgable knows your eyes won’t “stick” that way. The body is an amazing wonder.
4. There is a pot of gold and a leprechaun at the other end of the rainbow.
Rainbows, rain’s little present afterwards. Oh how I wish a pot of gold rested at the other end, and a leprechaun named Patrick. One day I thought I would find one and be rich.
5. Every time you curse, an angel loses its wings.
Alright, everyone knows angels can’t lose their wings anyway because they are super glued on. This one makes me sick.
6. If you send Santa a letter he will write back.
I had hopes every Christmas that Santa would hear my call, until I got a letter back in my Grandma’s handwriting.
7. If you sit that close to the TV you will go blind.
Who wants to sit far away from the TV? This little lie bugged the crap out of me, I just wanted to have a good view of Looney Tunes, sheesh.
8. It’s ok, tell me the truth and I promise you won’t get in trouble.
Haha, maybe the mother of all fake claims. Nearly every child hears this at some point, only to be punished severly after spilling the beans.
9. This is going to hurt me more than it’s going to hurt you.
What a load of rubbish.
10. Don’t be sad, Skippy is just taking a REALLY long nap.
If he is taking a nap, why has he stopped breathing? And why is some strange man in a coat putting him in a plastic bag? Mom, save him!
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Here’s an amazing video of John Butler performing one of the most impressive solo guitar arrangements I have ever seen entitled “Ocean.” Beautiful, melodic, prolific can only describe this rendition of a true masterpiece. Watch this video, you will not regret it.
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The dramatic prairie dog video has taken the internet by storm, with millions upon millions of views to its name on YouTube. The cult of the dramatic rodent has lead to t-shirts, key chains, and a myriad of other rodent related items. As with any other internet famed video, numerous spinoffs has formed as a result. Some intriguing, some hilarious, others just plain weird. In any event, it seems that the creativity will never end as long as the prairie dog rules the net. Here I invite you to enjoy these wholly entertaining, alternate versions of one of the internet’s latest sensations.
The original dramatic prairie dog.
Kill Bill style.
Kill Bill style version 2.
James Bond edition.
Dr. Evil remake.
Dr. Evil version 2.
Curses! foiled again.
And the Oscar goes to…
Prairie Dog drug bust.
Caught in the act.
My personal favorite: unedited edition.
Oh rly? Yeah rly.
Caught red-handed.
Someone in this room…
Star Wars remix.
Drugged out version.
The Shining recut.
300 recut.
Dick Cheney remix.
Watcha talkin bout Willis?
Katana slip remix.
80’s remix.
Busted for pirating.
Dramtatic prairie dog meets the Titanic.
Darth Vader remix.
Zoolander edition.
Terminator edition.
Hitler a la prairie dog.
Anime theme show edition.
Guitar hero star remix.
Triumph the Insult Comic Dog homage.
Could it be Satan?!
Chipmunkzilla unleashing destruction!
Blame the prairie dog.
I’m Batman.
Now even he’s got an iphone.
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